Yowzers

I have been devoting my time to

www.goodtimesinlawschool.blogspot.com

Go there, I would seriously appreciate it.

I am fairly certain no human beings actually read it. I had 2-3 subscribers; 1-2 of them unsubscribed: therefore I have one pity subscriber & that is it. I removed the comments section because people were not leaving comments & it just looked pathetic.

So, email me, let me know what you think. Good, bad, otherwise. All comments welcome.

I say to you this:

The further the boundries are pressed, the more room we have to dance.

The Bar

I had a shocking revelation about the bar.
Apparently, it is nothing like this:

Great Moments of the 21st Century

Today is my last day in Pennsylvania before moving to Charlotte, Noth Carolina.

What will Pennsylvania miss? Apparently a bad man. Click below for a comical TODAY show segment: Click Here To Spot A Bad Man :(

Peace Out Philadelphia

Sunday morning I leave Pennsylvania to attend law school in Charlotte, North Carolina.

Why? Well, there were no jobs available that paid more then ten-dollars an hour and because jackasses (see below) have been fucked over by assholes for a long time. Since there is never a shortage of jackasses and never a shortage of assholes, I figured this could be a solid career path.

Arabs, What Are You Compensating For?

The Earth's tallest made-made-penis was officially opened after its erection was completed.